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Things can begin to feel extremely difficult at times. You feel lost and unsure and wonder if you are doing what is best for yourself. It is quite the unnerving emotion and can be frightening. It is okay to cry if that is how you feel, but giving up is not an option. You are stronger than you think.

I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

Yo bruh

Ghosts

www.viewzu.com/paranormal/worlds_scariest_ghosts_caught_on_tape.html/

Give it a look, unless you are prone to epilepsy

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Curious..

http://www.cracked.com/article_20355_5-real-life-stories-twins-creepier-than-any-horror-movie.html/

Hundredth Monkey

http://www.wowzone.com/monkey.htm

They promised that dreams could come true but forget to mention that nightmares are dreams too.

Have you ever lost yourself in a kiss? I mean pure psychedelic inebriation. Not just lustful petting but transcendental metamorphosis when you became aware that the greatness of this being was breathing into you. Licking the sides and corners of your mouth, like sealing a thousand fleshy envelopes filled with the essence of your passionate being and then opened by the same mouth and delivered back to you, over and over again - the first kiss of the rest of your life. A kiss that confirms that the universe is aligned, that the world's greatest resource is love, and maybe even that God is a woman. With or without a belief in God, all kisses are metaphors decipherable by allocations of time, circumstance, and understanding.

I'm not an alcoholic. I drink when I work and I am a workaholic.

Me encanta cuando me llamas Grande papi.

The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together.

Compassion hurts. When you feel connected to everything, you also feel responsible for everything. And you cannot turn away. Your destiny is bound with the destinies of others. You must either learn to carry the Universe or be crushed by it. You must grow strong enough to love the world, yet empty enough to sit down at the same table with its worst horrors.

The Universe is full of intelligent life. Too intelligent to come here.

Veritas vos Liberabit.

Two bitches in a bucket. Fuck it.

A man doesn't fall in love with the the most beautiful woman in the world, he falls in love with the woman who can make his world the most beautiful. Keep that in mind ladies.

Loneliness is a human condition. Cultivate it.

Natalie Portman and Michelle Jenneke mud-wrestle for your attention. You are welcome for the imagery.

Everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something.

Be Empty. Be Formless. Be Shapeless. Be Water. - Bruce Lee

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base 10 counting system and likes round numbers.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

The universe rings true whenever you fairly test it.

Strong enough to stand alone. Wise enough to stand together.

We’re all one step closer and have absorbed a lifelong experience in such an abrupt time. There is so much more to experience and no telling where our actions will take us or whether we are serving our purpose. According to my experience though, everything happens for a reason, we will be where we need to be when we need to be there. So count your blessings and have fun! Cheers to us and to those who have made an impact on our lives, given us purpose, if they are aware of it or not. If you are reading this, odds are you are one of them. Mazal Tov Bitches!

The clock of life is wound but once. Now is the only time you own. Live, love, toil with a will. Place no faith in tomorrow, for the clock may then be still.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "can you make me one with everything."

Pause occasionally in your pursuit of happiness and just be happy.

Kudos to those who see their sickness.

Guided missiles and misguided men driven by euphoric fallacies.

Hell isn't a place you go if you're not a Christian, its the failure of your greatest ambition.

God overslept on the seventh. - Immortal

A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition.

Women: can't live with them, can't decapitate them without the scepter of Kroll.

Can't turn a ho into a housewife, unless you're playing scrabble.

I may not go where I intend to, but I'll end up where I need to.

You don't have a soul. You are a soul, you have a body - C.S. Lewis

Assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are.

Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

I, a universe of atoms, an atom in the universe. -Feynman

Put no stock in the tick of the clock.

Loves curse is monogamy.

Beauty captures the attention, personality captures the heart.

Waiting in vain

Drops knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced. Exterminate the spiritual force of all that's challenge -Immortal Technique

Is it too much to ask for a decent girl to lay in a hammock with?

The type to interior decorate a watch.

Marriage is an institution, who would want to live in an institution?

Disregard the constabulary.

Whats love got to do with it?

Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects.

I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.

The prettiest people do the ugliest things.

Motivation alone is not enough. If you motivate an idiot, all you have is a motivated idiot.

May you be in heaven for an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

You can't change the cards you are dealt, just the way you play the hand.

This was initially made for a course at Florida State. It is no longer for that purpose and will contain thoughts and random content I deem interesting. Thoughts and ideas will range from my own thoughts to those of others so if you would like, error on the side of caution and assume it is not my original idea/thought. Doesn't bother me :)